Sitting on the bus

So I sit on my bus, at the first stop, mine. It's really early, but the suns out, so that's ok. I had a special first day. I was not there for thirty minutes before I vomited. Um....ok. Skills Linda. Skills. Then I couldn't get the nerve up to get my food from the lunch line. Yea. I know. Wednessday I beat that fear though. Monday night I shaved, but completely gashed my armpit. FUCK. There is nothing more painful than an armpit shaving cut. I promise. Especially a huge, long, deep one. I'm wearing the pretty earrings my friend Origami gave me for my birthday. And my friend Munchkin is sitting next to me making awk meme references. I just signed my friend's petition to run for office. Ginger just got on the bus. Gtg. Talk to you in a jiff.