Love can kill too.

So me, a very single lady, has a boyfriend. That's right. You heard me. A boyfriend. It's pretty snazzy I know. Woah. I just found out snazzy is a word. Life is complete now.

Bus

My hair right now is fluffy enough that if I really wanted to, I could pretend to be a male lion and go join a herd in africa. I'm also super exhausted, so a sloth is my choice animal. But I'm not kidding about the hair, someone just asked if I brush my hair. Yes I do. Its just really hard to tell. Oh here comes the munchykin. I just completely bullshitted a whole thing to munchy that I pickpocket people. Teehee she believed all of it. Haha

Sitting on the bus take 3

Munchkin has a fucking large water bottle. I attached a picture. Munchy is 5ft tall. Tatatatiny.

So yeah its way too early.

On the bus, barely awake. I honestly couldn't, be more tired if I tried. Munchkin and Ginger haven' t gotten the bus yet, no wait, here they are. Munchkin is carrying a med kit bigger than she is, and Ginger is in a general state of anxiety. Now shes complaining about how cold it is outside. Munchkins complaining how shes not that short. Oh at school. Adios crazay bitches.

Fresh fries.

Damn these fries are fresh.

Starbucks ftw.

Standing in line with Oragami and Clutz and Clutz's boyfriend. He is an ass. Heehee. Just kidding. Standing behind sixth graders and Oragami is spazzing about salted caramel cake pops.

Math mishaps

My dad just texted me in the middle of a math test. What the hell. I learned I have to set my phone on vibrate.....

Sittin in the halls.

So awk exbf texted me, WHY DOES HE KNOW I HAVE A PHONE SHIT. Standing outside Spanish. Teacher isnt here, thank god. Gtg ill post when I get back. Byeeee

Sitting on the bus

So I sit on my bus, at the first stop, mine. It's really early, but the suns out, so that's ok. I had a special first day. I was not there for thirty minutes before I vomited. Um....ok. Skills Linda. Skills. Then I couldn't get the nerve up to get my food from the lunch line. Yea. I know. Wednessday I beat that fear though. Monday night I shaved, but completely gashed my armpit. FUCK. There is nothing more painful than an armpit shaving cut. I promise. Especially a huge, long, deep one. I'm wearing the pretty earrings my friend Origami gave me for my birthday. And my friend Munchkin is sitting next to me making awk meme references. I just signed my friend's petition to run for office. Ginger just got on the bus. Gtg. Talk to you in a jiff.