Awk?

My mother likes to eavesdrop. A lot. So, today, I was sitting outside this really good ice cream place by my grandparents with my friend, and the guy I went on a date with texted her phone (my phone is busted) for the hundredth time saying "Hi." "Please reply!!!!!" I subsequently deleted the messages and went about eating/drinking* my root beer float and talking to my friend. Then, on the speakers, the song "It Will Rain" by Bruno Mars comes on. You know, "There'll be no `sunlight if I lose you baby" all melancholy and shit. Well, I comment on how he'd (Bruno) be the neediest boyfriend EVER. He'd catch a grenade for me, and if I left him he'd be all gloomy and shit. So, who wants HIM as a boyfriend? Not me! Well, I'm also a good deal younger, but that's not the point. So my mom hears that, and I didn't verbalize that I was speaking of Bruno, so she thought I was talking about said boy I went on a date with. "You know, you could at least say 'Hi.'"
"What????"
 "You know, ask him about his school preparations and stuff."
"What are you talking about? OOOH. NOT HIM! BRUNO! BRUNO MARS! THE SINGER OF THIS SONG! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
"Oh."
 My mom is special. And really bad at eavesdropping.


 *My friend says better words are Consuming, Enjoying, or Partaking of my Root Beer Float. She is listing more and I will make a post after this one about it.That is all.