Really?

So in this post I'm going to list the weird things that happened to me today:

1. A girl called me a slut because I have pink hair. (It's purple.)
2. I had to use an eye wash station.
3. A bright orange tampon fell out of my pocket. I still don't know where it is.
4. I fell into chemicals. 
5. I got stuck under a table.
6. A little boy said "You look like a grape. I like grapes."
7. I tripped and fell into my therapist's office.
8. I woke up and subsequently started sobbing. I still don't know why.