Things I lie about to my boyfriend

1. I loooove that movie.
2. I hate that movie.
3. S/he is a great actor.
4. I just realized I really dont lie all that much to him YES

Blah.

Now, I may sometimes help my friends when they feel sad, but honestly, life is NOT all good in Lindaland. Now I am a very impulsive person. And sometimes i have sexual impulses....none of which i act on of course. Sometimes I have impulses to shave my head. Which i fight, but i chopped off a lock of my hair. But I swear to god as soon has i graduate the fluffyness is gone. maybe even sooner......

Womanhood.

Now, there is a misconception of what womanhood is. It is not unicorns and rainbows. It is bending down to pick up a pencil and having your tights completely rip up the ass. It is having your boyfriend's friends throw your gum into a cricket nest. It is falling asleep on your period and waking up having soaked through your pad, underwear, pants, and sofa. That sucks by the way. It is daydreaming in class and having the scary guy behind you whack you on the head to wake you up. It is most definitely walking the dog and having a cute guy come up to you.....only to trip down a ravine. That. That is womanhood.